so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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