he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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