You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
