I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
what day is it and did you see me today?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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