Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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