you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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