I faked an abortion last night.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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