What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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