My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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