belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
