Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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