Christians are straight up FREAKS
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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