Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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