why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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