Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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