Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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