so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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