I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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