I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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