Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
