I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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