Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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