so explain again why im purple
no
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
