He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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