we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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