Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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