WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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