Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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