I bet he comes in French.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
A+ Viking dick
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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