I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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