To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
True strength comes from lack of pants
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Text me some of your sweat
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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