just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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