What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
my liver is dry heaving
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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