Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
