It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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