This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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