I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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