I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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