8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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