Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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