i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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