just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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