The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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