My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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