It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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