And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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