hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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