Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
only if we run a train.
done.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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