omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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