Betty ford says i'm here all night
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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