Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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