is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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