i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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