yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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