I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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