Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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