Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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